LAST NIGHT WE FEASTED::
Austin picked me up to go cheat on our raw cleanse. When I got in the car he thought I was wearing a dress. He was like way over happy and was telling me how amazing I look. (such a sweet husband) So... I go to get out of the car and I'm like okay.. "so your not going to like this.. I know it. "and he's like "whatttttttttt you look great lets go eat!" So I get out and I'm like "look and spin around! Taa-DAA Its a romper! " And he makes the cutest face and starts walking away like he's all mad. See austin hates these bad boys. He thinks they are UHG-LEY. I have to completely disagree. So when I saw this one I just had to snag it. I knew he would secretly love it and I was right! So then I made him take some pictures of me in an oil spot! More on this bad boy later..
Lets continue on with the night...
It consisted of me comparing myself to the bible and asking if the bible would describe of me wishy washy...because inside my head I can never make up my mind. Then Austin said the bible might possibly describe US as wishy washy because of how crazy we are and then our super sweet server totally checked Austin out and it made me laugh.
We also talked about work. Which we totally hate talking about work... But sometimes we can't turn off our work brains and then we have a long conversation about how we don't want to talk about work. Its a vicious cycle I tell ya... But I'm sure we are not the only ones in the world who spend 9 hours a day at work and can't shut off our brains.
And lastly.... HOW do you go to the bathroom in these things? You see the back of this is zippered and then buttoned and then split. So if you have to pee, you are screwed. I can't even get the buttons unbuttoned without Austin's help. So our car ride home was me telling Austin to drive faster because a girls gotta pee!
And that was that!
I don't even know how all this food happened but it was delicious. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Whats the point of a cleanse if you are miserable right?